You don't Sniff it, Snort it, Dip it, Chunk it, Dunk it, or put it in your pants.
IT'S A SHAKE...YOU SHAKE IT!
Here is what you CAN SHAKE it on:
Beef, Chicken, Pork, Fish, Turkey, Shrimp, Craw Fish, Mother-n-laws Meat Loaf, basically any kind of animal...as long as it is dead. It's easier to eat that way. Popcorn, Corn Chips, Potato Chips, Grilled Cheese, Tortilla Chips, Corn on the Cob, Corn off the Cob, Cream Corn (blah), Mixed Veggies, Un-mixed Veggies, Eggs, Anything fried...except Bacon. Bacon is already perfect. Any kind of Potatoes, Rice, Noodles. I even put a little on one of the few salads I've eaten... and a little is all you need. I am a big believer that a great SHAKE enhances the taste of food...not covers it up. When I eat a big fat cheeseburger, I want to taste the burger and the cheese...Mmmm...Cheeseburger. And a little SHAKE.
UNCLE STEVE'S SHAKE is time tested, years in evolving, hand measured, hand mixed, and hand packaged (yes, I washed my hands and use those tight little gloves like doctors and food service ladies wear). You won't find it in stores because I'm not willing to share with the suits. I only make a few batches at a time so get it when you can get it. You can order it through email, facebook, or if you are lucky enough to know one of my friends (and I have some GREAT friends), you can ask them. I usually keep some with me so if you see me, just ask. If I have to mail it to you, I have to tack on the price of stamps ($3). Right now, it is $5 for a 4+ oz shaker. If it blows up...I may raise the price to $6....which would still be the best $6 you have ever spent....in the States. For now, $5 will bring you just a little bit of HAPPINESS! To order, GO TO THE "ORDER PAGE".
Check out the "How to Use" page to learn the best ways to enjoy UNCLE STEVE'S SHAKE. If you come up with a new way, email me so I can list it. The more ways to use it, the more I sell, the better I feel...And I like feeling good.
If you like it, spread the word.
If you don't like it...well...you probably blew 3 times as much on that BAD HAIRCUT so stop complaining and go back to eating oatmeal.